International Talk Like A Pirate Day (Sept. 19) is just around the corner!
You are The Cap'n!Some men are born great, some achieve greatness and some slit the
throats of any man that stands between them and the mantle of power.
You never met a man you couldn't eviscerate. Not that mindless
violence is the only avenue open to you - but why take an avenue when
you have complete freeway access? You are the definitive Man of
Action. You are James Bond in a blousy shirt and drawstring-fly pants.
Your swash was buckled long ago and you have never been so sure of
anything in your life as in your ability to bend everyone to your
will. You will call anyone out and cut off their head if they show any
sign of taking you on or backing down. You cannot be saddled with
tedious underlings, but if one of your lieutenants shows an overly
developed sense of ambition he may find more suitable accommodations
in Davy Jones' locker. That is, of course, IF you notice him. You tend
to be self absorbed - a weakness that may keep you from seeing enemies
where they are and imagining them where they are not.
brought to you by The Official Talk Like A Pirate Web Site. Arrrrr!
Do you guys do Film Affinity? My username on Film Affinity is benklee if you do. Tell me what your username is. We can stalk each others movie habits.
Pirates of the Caribbean is one of my favorite movies.
2 comments:
there's seriously a holiday like that? AWESOME! I am going to have best time that day, me matey.
I'm the Galley Wench!!
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