what's up party people. i *know* you've all been waiting for me to return, i can tell by all the comments!
so i'm back home now, and man oh man it sure is good to be home. oh mild bay area weather how i love you. oh my hot shower how i've missed you. oh my familiar foods that won't make me sick how glad i am to come back to you.
i realized that i am woefully unskilled at using the asian restroom. not just the squatter toilet (which i couldn't get quite right, so i just ended up completely removing all garments below the belt to avoid any mishaps, and oh how my knees hated it as well), but also the bathing with a bucket part, (i got water all over the place, but it's so hard to get to the right places) and the brushing your teeth and trying not to gag while foul odors overwhelm you part.
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haha yes by the many comments, we did miss you and wait on your return. maybe if you stayed on xanga you would get more comments! from me at least. i can't see what you say on my subscriptions thing, and i don't want to bother clicking twice to get to this thing. haha welcome home though
I was so happy to have been reading this while eating my breakfast..........
aaww i thought w.c. skillz meant.... WARCRAFT SKILLS.... im disappointed.
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