Monday, June 05, 2006

words of wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. You'll frustrate yourself and annoy the pig.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

the only thing you should do w/ a pig, is roast it or take it around as a pet - it's a great ice breaker.

Lydia said...

^ you should get a spider too! and name it charlotte... hehe

Anonymous said...

very true. i wrestled w/your momma the other day and it was quite frustrating...