Thursday, June 29, 2006

Yes, that's a light bulb

Had some fun with this today, so I'm putting it up here.
Hit the comment link and post up your own caption for the picture below. If you don't use blogger, choose "other" and put in your name, so that Anonymous doesn't steal your thunder. click here for the whole story. (in case the link doesn't work: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20060629/od_nm/pakistan_bulb_dc_1)



Here's a few to get you started:

"Not what God intended when he said "Let There Be Light!" - Mike

"i think i see the light at the end of the tunnel" - Ben

"i tried yanking the chain and twisting the knobs but the light wouldn't turn on" - Ben

"Dr. Aftab Ahmed wonders how many inmates it took to change his lightbulb" - John

Doctor tells the patient, "Hey, you've got a lightbulb stuck up your ass."
Patient says, "that's nothing. Wait till you see what I've got stuck down my throat." - Johnny

"THERE'S A LIGHTBULB UP MY ASS!" - Jason

"i guess it wasn't such a bright idea afterall" - Ben

"I said, 'Give me a Bud Light, not a Butt Light!'" - Jim

Monday, June 05, 2006

words of wisdom

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get all dirty, and the pig likes it.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. You'll frustrate yourself and annoy the pig.