Alright ladies, take a good look at this guy. If he were to knock on your door and offer you a free breast exam, would you accept? This is the type of farce news story you'd expect to see on a show like, Conan O'Brien, but it was actually a real story on Reuters! Almost every line in this story cracked me up. But I guess it was the picture that really made the story.
Alright ladies, now take a good look at the awesome looking guy in the green box over to the right. He's not sleazy enough (yet) to go door-to-door offering breast exams, but as of today he will be accepting appointments for you to come in and get your breasts groped and fondled to uh... check for tumors. Call today and we'll schedule you for a free session, and possibly make arrangements for regular uh... weekly checkups. Please note that he reserves the right to refuse service if you're ugly.
3 comments:
hello. procrastination somehow led me to your site and i was compelled to comment because some of your posts are pretty insightful and funny.
(...cept you seem to have some misogynistic tendencies...)
no, i wouldn't even let him offer me a free handshake.
I'd agree with the misogynistic comment. You definitely say some real creep-like things sometimes, this current post included.
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