Down With Denmark!

It seems like Muslims all over the world sure are getting their panties in a bunch over those dutch cartoons. So while Islam nation is protesting, rioting, and flinging poo at Denmark, I'm gonna take a moment here to get my cheap shots in, too. I don't think it's so much the cartoons that are the problem with the Dutch (have you seen them? I don't think they're even really that offensive, or funny. oh wait. except for the one about the virgins. That one is funny.) or even their utter incapacity to get a single medal yet in the Winter Olympics this year. The reason I hate them today is because they once again ensnared me in their evil, sinister trap: the dutch crunch bread. You may be familiar with this weapon of mass destruction if you've ever had a deli sandwich to order from any place that makes deli sandwiches besides Subway. It's appearance is quite inviting, and even the first few bites in you may think that the Dutch are your friends. It's only until you're maybe halfway through the sandwich that you realize the damage it's done to the roof of your mouth. Ugh! Sonofa...!!! so you try to do all sorts of silly things like chewing tenderly or eating the sandwich upside down, but it's too late. Your palate has been shredded up into a bloody mess and you've been sneak attacked one more time by those conniving Danes!