Tuesday, October 25, 2005

the toilet seat

you know how girls think it's rude when boys leave the toilet seat in
the up position? i think if i were a girl i would actually rather have
the toilet seat left up. because then i know at least it was used in
the up position, and i don't (theoretically) have to worry about
getting a wet surprise when sitting down.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

You have obviously never been a girl.

Anonymous said...

what are you talking about?! imagine what it's like to stumble to the bathroom in the middle of the night and almost fall into the toilet because an inconsiderate male has left the toilet seat up. NOT fun!!

Anonymous said...

oh what a misoginistic pig you are!

Hahah, just kidding. Toilet seats up forever!