Pan Ex

Panda Express should start calling themselves Pan Ex, and pay me a
junkload of money for giving them the idea. (pun intended)
On their <a href="http://www.pandaexpress.com/">website</a>, they say
Panda Express. Chinese for: Yummy
I think the PanEx lady is holding out on me, or my appetite is growing,
because although I think a 2-entree plate should get me stuffed. (I had
Kung-Pao Chicken and Eggplant Tofu w/ fried rice) I finished my plate
today and felt a little unsatisfied. Joel kept offering me some of his
food, which I declined. Jason suggested I should have gotten the 3-entree
plate instead. To which I responded, "3-entree plate at PanEx. Chinese
for: Rip-off"
The Kung-Pao chicken was a mistake, tho. I shoulda stuck with the tried
and true: Orange chicken.