Rear-schach test

You've heard of the Rorschach test, right? You know, where they show you a random blobby shape printed on a sheet of paper and you're supposed to see something in that shape, and your interpretation of the blob is supposed to reveal something about your personality or inner psyche.

Seems like an aspiring psychologist in Nebraska tried to scale up his Rorschach test to study the collective psyche of an entire town, and it looks like the entire town has only one thing on it's mind: butt.  Unfortunately, his experiment "back"fired on him and he's been arrested.  Butt he's been given an awesome nickname: The Butt Bandit.